Thursday, February 28, 2008

Little Rap of Delight


Untwist your panties, people, here I am. Backity back and in effect.

Sorry for my delinquent blogging, but I have been a virtual cocktail of Busy, Traveling, and, as per usual, Extremely Lazy. Do you know what happens when lazy people undergo the duress of extreme work hours in combination with international travel? We essentially implode with laziness, sleeping whenever we have two minutes alone, kickin up the feet and dropping the lids on the subway, in a car service, in airport restrooms.

I just got back from India, like 5 minutes ago. I apologize for worrying your pretty heads, because all appears well with E and the wee fetus. Her recent scan revealed the cyst on Le Fetus' brain is gone, which is what nearly always happens with these types of cysts, regardless of an underlying problem. But it was a relief nonetheless.

What's cool is that is that E feels her kicking now without having to lie face-down in public toilets. That's a major improvement.


So, In All Seriousness, thanks to my sweet lurking friends and others who expressed interest in my well being. You people don't know me and yet you took time out of your day to leave me some kind words. It was surprisingly touching to return home and discover that there are people in the world interested in my story, as boring and half-assed as it seems to me most of the time.

See how I'm like a loaf of crusty bread? My barnacly exterior shields a soft steamy interior.

Don't tell anyone.

16 comments:

starrhillgirl said...

Whew. I was dying over here! So India? Uh - wow. That's far.
You have a kicking baby! Yay.

Anonymous said...

Lurker here delighted by your return and relieved that all is well!

Pixie said...

YAY! Yeah I know- I am a stranger- but slightly obsessed! haha
Its just that you are very entertaining!
What took you to India? And did E go as well?
What ever happened on the name front- the poll and all?

bleu said...

International travel is no excuse!!!!
I wish I had known, I soooooooooooooooooooooooooo want to go to India. I will take Bliss there one day.

Welcome home ya lazy putz!!!

Eliza said...

I happen to enjoy crusty French bread. I was wondering how things were going over there...you owe your fanbase at LEAST weekly updates. Slacker.

Amy said...

glad to hear everything is well, we too were concerned by your absence...

Becky said...

Phew.

Man, GS, you had me worried.

And yes, darlin' you ARE like a loaf of bread.

vee said...

Woo!! The Star is back! How was India?

Delighted to learn of the departure of the cyst and the cessation of any lying down in public toilets behaviour from E.

the injector said...

welcome back...

CD & SP said...

wow! your trip sounds pretty amazing. welcome home!!

Lynn Cameron said...

Thank you- breathing easier now...

Melody said...

I'm glad you're back and that everything is OK with Le Fetus. I was starting to get worried that we hadn't heard from you in so long.

I'm curious about India, too. My partner is doing some work with a law firm that has offices in India, so she might be heading that way for a while in the next few months as well.

Ah Yee x 4 said...

Oh GS!!!!!!
Welcome home!
Figgaliscious is on her way!
and i cant wait!
Love you loaves! ;)
See you, E, The Doberson, and Mukka soon.

Wordgirl said...

Welcome back!

Jennifer said...

I am so glad the cysts went away! They are SO common that I almost wish doctors didnt tell us that they saw them. It causes unneeded worry most of the time.

If I can make a request, post about India!

amanda said...

Hey, welcome back! Hope you had a great trip--tell us about it.

And...what WONDERFUL news about the baby!!